Funny Story

You can bark anywhere

In an English-speaking country, people cannot pronounce a letter of 'P', they do 'B' instead.

One day, a driver came to a restaurant. While he was looking for a space to park his car, the owner got out of the restaurant and said, 'Hey, you can bark anywhere'!!!

Beggar

"Why do you beg?"

"The truth is I beg to get money for booze (drink)."

"Why do you drink?"

"To give me the courage to beg".

My Sister Is In The Army

A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised

herself as a man and was able to join the army.

"But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to dress

with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?"

"Sure," replied the man.

"Well, won't they find out?"

The man shrugged, "But who'll tell?"